h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ha ha!

*produces a katana and starts slicing up zombies*

can't believe you're using a chainsaw, they're the WORST weapon you can use in a zombie apocalypse!

1- they advertise your location to every zombie in a hundred miles!
2- the chain only has to misallign slightly and you need to spend about 5 minutes fixing it, surrounded by hungry zombies
and 3- it's heavy, impractical and if just one severed zombie tooth so much as graises you you're finished!

Fine...

*drops chainsaw and picks up BFG*

It's not a friendly giant

*continues slicing up zombies with katana*

what is it then?!

It's big

It's a gun

The middle initial is pretty easy to guess.


While I'm at it, I should just use the Doom cheats " Give_weapon_rocketlauncher "

I don't know why I didn't do well at Doom when I actually played it all those years ago.

interspark_levelup_100

*interspark becomes a huge robot with shoop da woop eye lasers*

hell yeah!

I can go one better. "Boolprop testingCheatsenabled true"

> Shirft+click spawn sim modder

> Mood Interspark Bladder Min


Too much time playing the sims lately.

*turns back to normal, starts running in the direction of the toilets*

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS PERSEPHONEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee!

Must resist urge to turn motive decay off

I could switch to Warcraft 3 cheats and say "Whosyourdaddy"

God mode is such fun.

WoW has cheats?! how is the whole place not overrun with gods???

Not world of warcraft, Warcraft 3. It's an age of empires type thing, but with more orcs.

Of course, it's not quite as much fun when your villager can take out the enemy camp. It's much more fun to put quick building on then build a wall of towers across the map. When it's around three towers thick it's almost impossible to destroy.

Actually, my favourite race is the undead because as you build buildings it puts this blight on the ground and truns the minimap a satisfying shade of purple.

That chainsaw is looking kind of fun again... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDmaJwKK_ZI ... the trailer I saw first didn't have her speaking over it though.