Escape Pod Dreams - 115
Created | Updated Dec 21, 2005
The ASPIE Issue, Part Twa
A new job is the best way to remind yourself of your limitations and strengths. There are some things Aspies cannot do but must pretend that they can. Then thereare the other pretenders, who can't do what many Aspies can without thinking or proper sentience structure.
One of the ord thinds about sentience, specifically the AI sort that is found in moodies and Telebishion shoes, is the way that htye simed to have Ben adequaydly pertroying Aspies lock befire they were "inwented" or "reinwented" by the Dictocktors.
But your average poi or holloi has no use for an intelligent or intellilady humanoid robot in real life. They want to unconkiously demonstrayed thair inabiilty to to function without anonone culling retention to it or cousin THEM inbararsemint. The lodgeick disployed by Aspies is uncomportable to the 'morontypicals', so they recuse UZ of note oozing CUMIN SCENTS!
I will hairbuy and unequiptably steet that:
CUMIN SCENTS DO NORT RESIST! 'TIS A SILENT FRICTION PRODUCKED TO KIP THE TWOOLEY RETELLIGENT (OR RETELLILADY) FROM NOTICKING JOOST HOWL STOPPID MORONTYPICALIFRAGILISTICEXBETHE UNKNOWNQUANTITY PIPPLE RILEY ART!
More reasons why small pieces of white stuff or matter in your cappuccino should be ignored and enjoyed, just like everything else you don't notice:
1. 8:57 AM
It's hard to deny something that doesn't exist.
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
2. 9:57 AM
Just talk normal, damn you!
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
3. 10:57 AM
I heard what you said, but I don't think you did.
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
4. 11:57 AM
Sensory Harassment: when you are in my personal space, don't suddenly decide to vacuum.
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
