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"...When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Mar 3, 2003
Interesting? What do you think this is - an amusement park?
"...When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Mar 3, 2003
Now you are getting settled in well, you have found another reason to be 
'Life? Dont talk to me about life.......' 
"...When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
Terran Posted Mar 3, 2003
I've heard that before. Not very interesting 
And as for amusement parks, don't talk to me about amusement parks - I mean trying (and I emphasise the word trying) to entertain people by wheeling them around in a a cart over some poorly designed track. Pathetic. I mean I could have designed something better myself. But you wouldn't want to know about that would you. No, me brain the size of a planet... no stop me I can't control it
"...When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Mar 3, 2003
Well you came here in the first place! We never invited you, i suppose you will be telling us that its all our fault, global warming, ozone layer, Westlife etc 
"...When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
Terran Posted Mar 3, 2003
*attempts to restrain himself, but gives in*
And why shouldn't I?!!
I mean I bet you've seen Westlife. Its because of miserable people like you that they exist. I mean you were warned with boyzone, but you went soft and let another Irish boyband get in. You people should have been stronger in apposing them. And you should have at least brought in a gratuitous torture law for any one who tries to buy their records. But no. If you'd listen to me this world would be cheerfully depressive, but you wouldn't have listened to me now would you .
In your dreams, buster!
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Mar 3, 2003
its all my fault, everything........i should've never gotten up today, i should just stay at home where i cant do anything wrong......hide again
Leave me alone
I must be dreaming
Terran Posted Mar 3, 2003
No, you can't hide, you must hear how depressed I am. You made me like this - and now your going to hear me moan and moan and moan...
*he carries on like this for another half hour until he realises that Mort is falling asleep*
Hey , you will all listen to me moan
"Oh what a beautiful morning!"
Terran Posted Mar 3, 2003
*Something snaps inside*
...but listen to me moan cheerfully 
WHAM!
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 19, 2003
*weighs the bat in her hand*
Blunt - check
Heavy - not enough
A ton of bricks, or a piano (although that might not be blunt enough) would be more in line with what I had in mind
WHAM!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted May 19, 2003
*Does the best he can at such short notice*
**Provides a tonne of wet fish**
WHAM!
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 19, 2003
Wow - uh - that'll do - uh - very nicely...
But... I've forgotten who I wanted to use it on...
WHAM!
Researcher 185550 Posted May 19, 2003
Not me. It wasn't me.
Besides, there's something nice and personal about a baseball bat.
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"...When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
- 21: Titania (gone for lunch) (Mar 3, 2003)
- 22: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Mar 3, 2003)
- 23: Terran (Mar 3, 2003)
- 24: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Mar 3, 2003)
- 25: Terran (Mar 3, 2003)
- 26: Titania (gone for lunch) (Mar 3, 2003)
- 27: Terran (Mar 3, 2003)
- 28: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Mar 3, 2003)
- 29: Terran (Mar 3, 2003)
- 30: Terran (Mar 3, 2003)
- 31: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Mar 3, 2003)
- 32: Titania (gone for lunch) (Mar 3, 2003)
- 33: Researcher 185550 (May 19, 2003)
- 34: Titania (gone for lunch) (May 19, 2003)
- 35: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (May 19, 2003)
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