h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

awwww. great. ............................SPLAT!! well thats just great. how do i get back up there? * sees evil claw leaning out of window pointing and laughing*

I don't remember pointing... laughing yes. In fact assuradly yes. But pointing? Pointing is rude.

Oh and under the theory of posting links: ozyandmillie.org . Because I love having godben yell at me. Love it.

Blk! I didn´t let benjahv out just to be thrown out the window!

* starts to vaccuum more pieces of glass*

Realize someone can be due to your glass breaking habits..?

was that meant to be a non-active link. by the way we are the first people to be told off in this new tearoom. *spoken through loudhailer conveniantly placed right next to where i landed*

Like me? I just stepped on a glass shard. *shouts out window* I hope you're happy! Your reckless forcing me to throw you out the window has caused me to track blood on Rob! Are you happy now?

http://ozyandmillie.org/ Is that better?

* rolls Rob and starts to carry him to wash room*

Please, tell lil I´ve taken Rob for a wash.

*leaves*

*still using loudhailer due to the lack of being rescued*
oh yes! how do you like dem apples?

I like dem apples alright but i prefer dem pears. Got any of those?

*still using loudhailer due to the lack of being rescued*
yes thankyou. ive been wondering who they were, i shall investigate more in due time.

I'm scared to post in here.

*still using loudhailer due to the lack of being rescued*
yes. *attempts to throw them very hard at evil claw but fails*
come down and get them furball!

Afraid of that which you created? How the mighty god called Ben has fallen. Oh and the Angry Columbian Drug Lords are back and they say that they're disgruntled now but no longer angry.

* returns with washed Rob*

Poor Rob, wasn´t fun being messed with blood...

aw great drug lords.

*comes in, goes over to window, drops unwanted barrel of fish out of the window, goes to sit down and sips fresh cup of .*

hi guys, nice new tearoom. shame about the old one.

Whats wrong with cat blood? I'll have you know that cat blood is used in a great number of important dark satanic rituals! So there

what the hells that? *splat! again* great now im covered in fish.

Look! An old and unused piano. Out the window it goes *throw*

Tell the drug lords that the money is buried and can be found using this map. *Hands EC Cals infamous map.*