h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can't go from head of a church to a minor figure in it.

I can't?

Not in my church. It means extra wages.

So I get extra wages, then!

Oh sure! Rehire Jay but not me!

You can worship me if'n you want to You can worship me if you don't want to too

But I don't want to. Godben is the true lord of the dance... I mean of heaven! ... No, I did mean dance. Huh.

What can you offer to wean me away?

Well, there's an official dress code, which you can use to force people to let you wear what you want... well in the UK anyway, as for them to tell you to wear something else would be religious descrimination and a breach of your right of religious expression. Oh and I need someone to be in charge of the church-ey bit Plus I'm less likely to smite you

Whereas my religion gives free booze and no bread.

I dunno. If I joined your church Jack might try to smite me in your place.

That is an excellent point EC. Have some wine.

Woo! And I don't even drink!

I barely drink, that's why I'm trying to get rid of the wine I've got.

Meh, worse comes to worse I could use it to set someone on fire

Try mixing it with

You have to use a spoon when adding the wine to the though.

Wait...

It's a sunrise cocktail, or something. It actually makes bad red wine taste good.

And stripey!

Or layered.