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Hi guys. Sorry about that...



... I've been having a few problems with my imaging systems. Anyway, I'm Axe. Vital stats include the fact that I'm 17, male and, as you can see, Terran. Having wandered around in a prototype ship for a while, I've run out of money and need somewhere to work...

Grishnak: Typical oomies.... ang on - dat wunz got pointy earz! I avent seen im around ere! 'E must be noo! 'Ello dere, Grishnaks da name, Da brew heres good, but the boyz do like to spike it, I warns ya

[Axe] Spiking drinks?

yeah, dey likes ta put sum fungus brew in em, reminds da boyz of home... quite ard ta find fungus though.....

Sure, just sign up here. Here's the list of positions we desperately need to fill.

Specific Vacancies: Positions and Posts
Pilot
Tactical Officer
Chief Engineer
Shipwright
Fighter Pilot/General Pilot
Security Chief
Security Officer
Investigative Agent
Ranger
Drill Sergeant

(Whisper) and lyandes, don't worry about the Captain, he's just touchy about teleporters.

[Axe] "Desperatly"? Like no job interview desperatly?



, Tactical Officer sounds pretty froody...

spiked eh?

i think i fancy a .......

(Over the intercom, dryly) we've got sort of a hands-on job training thing here - either you make it, or we all die horribly.

Alright Axe, I'm making you the new Tactical Officer. Please submit a short description of yourself so I can get around to adding you to the Roster.

The list of jobs needed stands as:

Specific Vacancies: Positions and Posts
Pilot
Chief Engineer
Shipwright
Fighter Pilot/General Pilot
Security Chief
Security Officer
Investigative Agent
Ranger
Drill Sergeant

Getting shorter and shorter.

ooh, fighta pilot....
"LADS!!!! OI, YOU LOT!!!"
*small group of boyz runs towards Grishnak, smelling badly* "Yeah wat boss?"
"Any o you lot wanna be a fighta bommer flyboy?"
*Boyz murmur to each other, decide they prefer to get stuck in, then walk off with a shrug*
Or p'raps not den....

[Quicksilver] Tal'set my man! *High fives him* Haven't seen you since we went gunnin' pirates out at nebula reach! How you been man!?

Sorry I haven't posted in a while....been busy

::signs up for Secruity Chief::
Now I'm off to the Bridge!

(to Quicksilver, staring at him and Tal'Set) you know this miscreant?

Bo, glad to have you aboard. I'll try and add you folks to the roster now. Please type a short description and the name you'll be using aboard - I need it.

Okay Axe, Bobo, you've been added to the roster and are now regular members of the Khar Siid crew! Hooray!

(Produces a champaigne bottle, and smashes it over an orc's head. It collapses, and confetti begins to fall. Augie toots a party whistle.)

You can visit if for yourself to see where on the ship you're assigned. Also, it's rather dull. Biodata now!

Grishnak, you should sign up too. I can't keep you and your orc band running around Siid labeled as a 'biological infestation' for long, she'll bring in the hunter-killer drones. You need to get legit.

Anyway, business as usual:
Specific Vacancies: Positions and Posts Wanted
Pilot
Chief Engineer
Shipwright
Fighter Pilot/General Pilot
Security Officer
Investigative Agent
Ranger
Drill Sergeant

** AbsolutMD enters **
[AbsolutMD] I have received a call requesting assistance. I am a psionic-capable human with a knowledgeable array of skills and training.

** Stands to one side **
[AbsolutMD] What positions would you suggest I fill?

Specific Vacancies: Positions and Posts Wanted
Pilot
Chief Engineer
Shipwright
Fighter Pilot/General Pilot
Security Officer
Investigative Agent
Ranger
Drill Sergeant

We require your full name, the position you wish to fill (though just general crewman will do) and a short description for the roster.

Grishnak Ugdakka (and ladz)
Drill sergeant sounds fun, all dat shoutin an stuff....
12ft 6
Strong, Tough, cunnin', likes ta bash stuff in spare time.

Specific Vacancies: Positions and Posts Wanted
Pilot
Chief Engineer
Shipwright
Fighter Pilot/General Pilot
Security Officer
Investigative Agent
Ranger

We require your full name, the position you wish to fill (though just general crewman will do) and a short description for the roster.

--Okay Grishnak, you're drill sergeant now, and your boys are what goes around as the regular military arm around here.

You're stationed at the Barracks. Move in with your men there, and start training. (There are some cool programs on the neuronet)

p.s can we please keep one's physical stats to more human lines? more real ones?

Update: See Captain's Dining for script

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