A Conversation for Khar Siid: Ship On The Edge of Darkness

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Post 121

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

SCORE!!!!

(i was sure my last post'd get moderated smiley - winkeye)


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Post 122

Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

Right then ladz (+lasses) so we can now say piss-poor, buttock-clenchingly... erm..... can you think of anything else?


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Post 123

recrash

(Dr. Picardo's voice chirps over the intercom)
"Rectum-Wrenchingly? Colonoid-Crunchingly? Scrotum-Scrunchingly?"


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Post 124

Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

*several orks start to giggle, even though they are out of sight they are NEVER out of mind*


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Post 125

recrash

Art lovers.

... Sometimes, I wonder...


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Post 126

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

[lizzy] smiley - laugh lets play 'dodge the mods' smiley - winkeye


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Post 127

recrash

How's that?


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Post 128

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

*is making this up as she goes along*

weelll....you take turns to say things and see which ones get moderated smiley - biggrin


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Post 129

Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

cock (male chicken)


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Post 130

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

bitch (female dog)


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Post 131

Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

slut (female teenager)


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Post 132

Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

I know there are quite a few restrictions and exceptions to what I have just posted, but from experience....... although i'm sure they're very nice people. Some are very nice people but I hate mood swings.


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Post 133

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

smiley - winkeye no offense taken.

slag (heap of generic stuff and has somehting to do with blast furnaces) who says i wasnt listening in science? smiley - winkeye


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Post 134

Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises)

Your teacher?

Ass (male donkey)
Arse (arse)


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Post 135

recrash

Bunghole (Opening in wooden barrels, stoppered by corks, or 'bungs.)


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Post 136

Iyandes [Backup Page]

*In a flash of energy, a figure appears in the Shuttlebay. He is dressed in body-fitted armour, simmilar to the suits worn by the Dark Eldar. In one hand is an elegent Diresword, and a finely crafted Duelling Pistol in the other. He is clearly Eldar, and has an heir of superiority about him...*
[Tal'set] Nice ship. Crude, but effective... My name is Tal'set, and I wish to join your crew.


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Post 137

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

[lizzy] heya smiley - wow

you'll want to speak with the Captain


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Post 138

recrash



I must warn you, the Khar Siid is a very sensitive ship. You should apologize. It's not often you get noticed by prototech.

Here's the list and the contract; just put your John Hancock after the "do vow to serve thee with thy life for so long as I draw breath," line. Cross that out if you like, but it's kinda cool.

Specific Vacancies: Positions and Posts
Pilot
Tactical Officer
Chief Engineer
Shipwright
Fighter Pilot/General Pilot
Security Chief
Security Officer
Investigative Agent
Ranger
Drill Sergeant


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Post 139

recrash



Ready on my mark!


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Post 140

Robert



smiley - erm... Hi... I... Anyway, beta testing problem. Nothing to see here. Apart from me... I'll be back in a minute.


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