h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Llamas??? OOOOOH is there a Jird? Can there be a prize of a Jird for the shiniest badge which resembles a tinkerbell? Pppppppplllllllleeeeeaaaaaaaaaaseeeeee? I wanna gerbil!!!
*would hug it and love it and squeeze it*

Listen if my lot get jiggy, you can be the first to adopt a couple of babies!

There are living things involved in the prizes but they are not gerbils sadly.

Sea Monkeys?

Aaardvarks? Antelope? Armadillo? Ashley?

I like it! We could give away an Editor as a prize!

You mean he isn't? I'm quite sure there are several people who'd want to win him... ooh and it'd cut down costs in the office too... and you can pitch it to him that he wouldn't have to pay rent or anythign so he'd make a saving?

He whinges... a lot! Do you think you can handle him?

Who me? Hey I wanted the t-shirt!
*thinks*
Can he dance?

Can I, can I, can I pleeeeese win Ashley? I don't mind about the whinging at all - I'm a teacher so I'm immune to it!

*rushes off to fit more mirrors on all the walls just in case*

*laughs*
This is going to turn into a bizarre mix of mocking and flirting page for him isn't it?

I don't suppose he'll mind!
Anyway, I have 2 t shirts and Ashley could be so very useful. Have you seen the video of him flicking that duster over the plane?
(also with a glittery badge!)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo, you can't have a glittery badge.. I need that tshirt!!! I tell you what I'll take Ashley, you take the sthirt and we'll swop? Oooh better still we steal the tshirt, you snaffle Ashley and then we'll all do a runner?

Sounds fair to me!

I'll probably only be there for the evening, so could you do me a favour and make sure nobody snaffles him first. I need him in a pure, unsnaffled state.
(with glittery badge *and* motto!)

*sobs*
I need to win that T-shirt!!! Mines gone grey...
*pulls her self together*
Yup sure, I've never spoken to him before and he has no clue who I am but I'll do my best

*pssst*
Want to see Ashley in a dirty video?
A687233 Clip 8

Erm... can I confirm that the 19th is taking place at the Moon Under the Water pub?

This backlog is confusing me

shazz

Seems to be the general concensus of opinion.

Anyone care to suggest a time?

Half past 1? I like that time, it's 10 minutes before neighbours starts so theres just enough time to get some lunch...

You could make it a bit earlier, say 11.30. Then you'd be able to watch "Bargain Hunt" first and not have to rush to get lunch.

I'll be there as soon as I've managed to get off the train and unpack, so that'll be about 5ish for me then.