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Am I allowed to join?

Post 1

moved to new address

Live in Lincolnshire and cannot say no to a decent pint!smiley - smiley Flat caps don't look good on me but what the 'eck?smiley - erm Anyway, I want another badge!smiley - cheers

Girl child wants to be on the under 18 list so can she join too? She's Geco Lizard Fan and she's nine.

Thanks everyone smiley - cheers


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Post 2

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

I'm sure Granny'll be along soon, so int' mean time it's your round and mine's a pint o' vodka&vimto.

Oh aye! I'll be tha' seconder if tha' wants an' all?!

turvy


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Post 3

Metal Chicken

Woah there Turvy lad, tha's gettin ahead of thissen smiley - winkeye

So how's about I propose Mustard Seed and t'young 'un for membership and then we go back and check your post for the seconder...

And a big, warm Northern welcome to Mustard Seed. I grew up in Lincolnshire so I reckon that's Northern enough for us.


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Post 4

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

aye. smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

GekoLizardFan (slowly getting back to everyone who wished me a happy birthday - be patient)

Hi

I'm here - the young one. I am only nine so I don't drink smiley - ale but I smiley - lovesmiley - milk.

Promise to be well behaved!

Can I have a badge please, for my page?

Thank you,

Geco


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Post 6

moved to new address

smiley - ale all round then and a smiley - milk for Geco.

smiley - cheers


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Post 7

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

All reet then MC...see post 2

turvy (Lad?)smiley - blackcat - the one curled up next t' fire.smiley - alesmiley - bubblysmiley - milksmiley - strawberries but forget the strawberies!


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Post 8

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

...or even strawberries...

*too many smiley - alesmiley - redwinesmiley - stiffdrink's*smiley - cdouble


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Post 9

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Oooooh 'eck there's a queue smiley - run

Nah then, over eighteens, it's your round in the bar,

under eighteens have to stand the Committee a vimto lollie smiley - smiley


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Post 10

moved to new address

Ay up,

Young un in bed but she'll buy you all a lolly each next time she's here.

Meantime, here's a smiley - ale for everyone. Sorrysmiley - erm but I'm on my second smiley - redwine - please don't kick me out!!!!! Just nicer in the bath!

Jules has been smiley - magic

smiley - cheers




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Post 11

Metal Chicken

I'll look forward to that Vimto lolly - last one I got was eaten by a smiley - mouse ! (Didn't get the vodka to go with it though smiley - winkeye )


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Post 12

moved to new address

all round.

Have been reminiscing about Stella Snake-bites tonight. Some of those, too.

Be happy/merry

smiley - love slightly slewed Northern Girl (leaves some cheese out for the smiley - mousesmiley - esuom)

.....squeek, squeek, thank you, we are hungry little rodents....


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Post 13

Event Horizon

*Horrible flashback of 'Special Red' and some nondescript lager snakebites, a football match which I know we won, but which I have no idea how, or by how many, cos I was too busy spewing in a very small sink in a very small toilet & only beginning to wonder what the hell happened after 24 hrs of near coma had passed...*

Just thought I'd share that with everyone! Think I'll stick to the Vodka-Vimto cocktails from now on (maybe with a little Pernod in there too just for good measure...).


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