h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, we're starting the party two days early, but these things need time to warm up!
*SPLASH!*

*Leaps in wearing a full and very lifelike looking crocodile suit*

Graaaaagh!

~Jumps in wearing a pelican suit. Then the real E1 is seen on the other side of the pool~

*Gets in, carefully holding portions of above waterline and munching on his *

Hi people - here's some cake to keep you all going!

Whoami?

Keep celebratin', because there are many more anniversaries to come.
Cheers!

Let's hope so!

It's not that early, and we like loooooooooong parties!

* dons his colour-changing bikini with coordinated toenail varnish and dives into the pool *

Woo! This is nice

ooh, the bikini from the competition! *gets out bucket and shades*

*eats *

*hides in uncharted backwater of servers, changes into goo-coloured swimming shorts and dives in - leaving on side this time*

*retrieves webcam from uncharted backwater of servers and posts pictures on the net*

Yes, I thought it was time to bring this old bikini out again. I haven't worn it in ages...

We were all thankful that it hadn't been seen about the place.

* swoons *

*throws a lifesaver into the pool*

Sweeties?

Yes dearie?

*Returning from a visit to the barbecue (Shop IRL), cuts Linda's out of it's disguise as a coconut, and throws said disguise at Linda*

How dare you? I'd never have thought you would have kept a camera in Studio 7!

Whoami?
*resplendent in the knowledge that he had his goo-patterned maintaining his dignity throughout, goes off to delete the piccies all the same*