h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oi! Who let that in here?

sorry - didn't see the sign saying no octopuses - or is it octopi?

Hey Swiv! Look what I can do!

*splashes around spectacularly*

No nudity?

*goes to get an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow PVC bikini*

Linda - you can skinny dip later!

please don't let it be polka-dotted

*goes to the pool and dives in*
oh, that's refreshing

No, it's not.

You can inspect it if you like.

*gets out binoculars*

That's no shark - that's Sam...

Hmm, not quite what I had in mind, but not to worry.

Where's the lilo? I can feel some sunbathing coming on.

*floats about in a lazy sort of way with a *

*tips Jimi's lilo over, cunningly catching his in the meantime*

*commences drowning while looking for lifeguard Peta*

Oh Jimi, you look lovely in that tight fitting swimwear!

That's the second time I've done that Jimi! It must be your fault!

*wonders what Linda has done twice in my presence*

I answered your message, not seeing all the messages that came after.

and I fainted from your loveliness.

I don't mean to be a spoil sport but could the last person destined to join us kindly not ... nothing personal it's just rotting eggs make me feel ... thanks awfully

*swims like his mum, head out the water, desperately trying to avoid getting his hair wet*