The Swimming Pool

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A beach

Welcome to the Swimming Pool. Grab a rubber ring and float away to your heart's content.

Please observe the rules of the Swimming Pool:

  • No running
  • No bombing
  • No heavy petting
  • No nudity
  • No smiley - tickle
  • No adding potassium to the water
  • No using plastic sharks fins and fake blood in an attempt to re-enact Jaws
  • No hippotami
  • No Bobby Davro impressions

Last one in is a rotten egg!


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