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I Want To Be A Knight!
Fistandantillus - Knight of Past and Present, Keeper of The Knobby Staff of Llame'dos Posted Mar 18, 2003
As there don't appear to be any openings for Wizards at the moment perhaps I could be:
"Fistandantillus: Knight of Past and Present"
Can't fight.
Can't go berserk.
Not much use with a sword.
Can chant, incant, rant, good with runes and pentagrams.
Oh, and I can ride a horse a little.....
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Mystrunner Posted Mar 18, 2003
Right! Welcome to the Knights, and I'll have you listed in a little bit.
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Catwoman Posted Mar 18, 2003
I can ride a little horse. As long as I can still touch the ground.
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Fistandantillus - Knight of Past and Present, Keeper of The Knobby Staff of Llame'dos Posted Mar 18, 2003
Great, Thanx.
Fist. 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 19, 2003
I wonder if llama's can ride horses. Might look slightly odd.
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The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Mar 19, 2003
I would like to submit my application to join your illustrious order as: The one and only BOB:Knight of the Attack Penguin Puppet Masters.
My Skills are many and wondrous. Honest
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 19, 2003
Attack penguïns! Fascinating!
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The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Mar 19, 2003
Many thanks Mystrunner.
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The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Mar 19, 2003
I will be most honored to lend my sword (which is sharp) and my wit (which is sharper 
) to the good fight.
Can I add my knighthood to my name now or do I have to be formally knighted first?
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Catwoman Posted Mar 19, 2003
Has anyone around here been formally knighted? I don't remember any members of royalty wandering around whacking us on the shoulder with a sword, can you?
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Mar 19, 2003
I formally Samuraize people at A990722.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 20, 2003
Oh, joy.
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The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Mar 20, 2003
I don't think I want to be a samurai.
No offence meant but I don't think comitting ritual suicide to expunge shame is a fun way to live.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 20, 2003
Samurai's do have 
swords.
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The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Mar 20, 2003
Aren't they Katana's?
I know it's a type of sword but I prefer a big two handed longsword anyday.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 20, 2003
I like Katana's, but longswords are pretty cool to.
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Fistandantillus - Knight of Past and Present, Keeper of The Knobby Staff of Llame'dos Posted Mar 20, 2003
I tend to use a big staff with a knob on the end (no, the other end!!); it's not terribly sharp but it is a REALLY big knob!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 20, 2003
I like the roman-style short swords to.
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The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Mar 20, 2003
You need more than a staff if you want to face Takhisis, Fist.
She's got a bit of a temper. And she tends to bear grudges.
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- 261: Fistandantillus - Knight of Past and Present, Keeper of The Knobby Staff of Llame'dos (Mar 18, 2003)
- 262: Mystrunner (Mar 18, 2003)
- 263: Catwoman (Mar 18, 2003)
- 264: Fistandantillus - Knight of Past and Present, Keeper of The Knobby Staff of Llame'dos (Mar 18, 2003)
- 265: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 19, 2003)
- 266: The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) (Mar 19, 2003)
- 267: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 19, 2003)
- 268: Mystrunner (Mar 19, 2003)
- 269: The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) (Mar 19, 2003)
- 270: The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) (Mar 19, 2003)
- 271: Catwoman (Mar 19, 2003)
- 272: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Mar 19, 2003)
- 273: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 20, 2003)
- 274: The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) (Mar 20, 2003)
- 275: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 20, 2003)
- 276: The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) (Mar 20, 2003)
- 277: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 20, 2003)
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