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I Want To Be A Knight!

Post 301

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

With Harakiri, they rip their guts out and then the Shogun cuts off their head. With Seppukku, they impale themselves on their katana.


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Post 302

Chronos

then their second cuts their head off


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Post 303

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

If they have a second, but Seppukku can be done alone.


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Post 304

Chronos

don't they normally impale themselves with their wakasashi?


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Post 305

The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363)

So some very good reasons to be a knight rather than a samurai then.
smiley - cool


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Post 306

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yep.


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Post 307

The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363)

I applied to be knight of the attack penguin puppet masters
I just realised it sounds like a B-movie.
I'll stick with it though.


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Post 308

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

It's not that bad, I'm Supreme Commander of the Killer Llamas myself.


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Post 309

The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363)

Someones been watching too much Python.
Not that you can ever have too much Python.
smiley - cool


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Post 310

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - cross


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Post 311

Catwoman

Nothing wrong with llamas. Usually.


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Post 312

Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit

I have to say as the Knight of Disturbed Sleep there is nothing wrong with b movies - especially the 'horror' ones. Just one more excuse to stay up late and have another cup of cocoasmiley - tongueout

*stands carefully behind the llamas and away from the pool edge* Llamas are greatsmiley - smiley. Never make them your enemy though.

Hath
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Post 313

Catwoman


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Post 314

Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit

smiley - run


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Post 315

Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit

smiley - run


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Post 316

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

smiley - erm


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Post 317

The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363)

My apologies to Ralph.
I wasn't insulting the llamas fella.
smiley - cool


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Post 318

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

If I were one of those samurai blokes I'd challenge you to a death duell.


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Post 319

The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363)

My penguins would do your llamas in a fight.
smiley - biggrinsmiley - cool


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Post 320

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Not bl**dy likely!


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