A Conversation for Mostly Harmless MC- The H2G2 Motorcycle Club

Why Do They Put Manholes In The Middle Of The Lane

Post 21

Bedwilldo

Well that one had a happy ending, ending up in the bar and not wrapped round onesmiley - laugh

All you can do on cattle grids is just go straight across without steering, accelerating or braking.
Unlike manholes I can see the need for cattle grids in the road as for whether they could be made safer for bikers it's obvious that they could be.


Keep it uprightsmiley - smiley


Why Do They Put Manholes In The Middle Of The Lane

Post 22

Outrider

Speaking of cattle grids. Have you ever been caught up in a herd of cows smiley - yikes ? you can tell that they know where bike gear comes from!! smiley - rofl


Why Do They Put Manholes In The Middle Of The Lane

Post 23

Jemstone

Ooh no! Sounds like a bit of a stampede - somewhat screy!


Why Do They Put Manholes In The Middle Of The Lane

Post 24

Outrider

All you can do is keep still and pray that they don't lick the bike (tongues like rasps).

Hi Jem.


Why Do They Put Manholes In The Middle Of The Lane

Post 25

Bedwilldo

As long as you don't come up behind a herd and slip on some of their leavings.smiley - yuksmiley - laugh


Why Do They Put Manholes In The Middle Of The Lane

Post 26

Outrider

Could be worse! Could fail to stop altogether and end up with your head up....... smiley - yikessmiley - rofl


Why Do They Put Manholes In The Middle Of The Lane

Post 27

Tom the Pomm

Same reason why some people put assholes on motor bikes. :0)


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