h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2517312.html?menu=

"A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak."

Even I'm wincing that, and I don't even have dangly bits!

I'm just wondering how many pints before that becomes "I'm so hard I can pi$$ on lightning!"

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

...Eventually!? Ouch indeed...

Many moons ago my bro' earthed out his high tension circuit through his nads which was really really funny(and I do mean really funny) to watch

nothing like a bit of shadenfreude is there?

I grew up in a rural part of england with electric cattle fences in some fields. And yes, I do remember the yelp as one lad new to the village pee'd on one!