h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Garibali Buses, a subsiduary of Garibaldi Tours, is now offering a new tour. Come along, bring your money, your luggage, your friends, and your walkman.

The tour will be begin as soon as we have enough people. Please make your $100,000 cheque payable to Garibaldi Tours. This will make sure you get a seat.

Alas, I can't afford the $100,000. I spent a couple of months in Australia at the end of 2001. Qantas - charges like a wounded bull - now has possession of my life savings.

Garabaldi, you may be interested in my itinary. The trip included visits to Brisbane, Bundaberg, Adelaide and Melbourne and yes, I also travelled on buses, trains and trams.

I know I haven't been the nicest to you kiwi fellows, but for old time sakes and for the fact you're the first here, I will let you ride for free. Just don't expect a free ticket for the next trip.

*hands Garibaldi her $100,000 cheque written on a spare square of cardboard*
hey, it's good...all the ness. info is there, i would have used a regular tear out of the book cheque but with the price of this trip i couldn't afford to order anymore .
Monsy

~Greebo slips by... between Garibaldi's legs and sneaks on board... taking up recidence on the entire back seat....~

Hmmm... when is the refreshments being served???

~grin~

Made it here

Got ant Travel pills and how much do they cost

veggie

Looks at Monsy's cheque. Can I see some ID please? We don't want any fraud happening now do we?

*looks at Veggie* Travel pills? Do you have to insult me like that. No one has actually gotten sick from travelling with me, but if you want I can knock you out for $10,000.

*looks around* Hey, Greebo, glad to see you are here. I see you snuck in, funny how I was going to allow that ticket I gave you, for the Trip Around the World in 80 days, to be used on this trip.

*looks over at greebo and gives her a quick scratch between her adorable little ears*
Monsy

~Greebo grins sweetly at her adoring admirers~

Me knew you wouldn't have charged me Garibaldi my love... as me is like royalty and does not carry money... ~bigger grin~... and of course you love me to much to expect me to pay...

~Greebo sidles closer to Monsy~

Oh... me is so much loved isn't me...

Here ya go Mr. G, per our arrangement.

<mixes >

Heya Greebz!

*gladly accepts the cheque*

10 Grand give half a pill for 5.
Thats nearly wiped me out - I only bought 6 grand with me.

Gives Monsy a likle behind her neck.

veggie

~Greebo jumps onto Marv's knee~

Hello...

*takes Veggie's money*

Where is Shazz? I did leave her a flyer. I think we better find her, as my trips are nothing with out her.

*jumps with a start as she did not notice vegiman sneak over to her*
hey there vegi it's been quite awhile since we bumped into each other hasn't it?
*gives vegi a rather large which knocks the wind out of him for a moment*
sorry about that, i was just so happy to see you again
Monsy

Wow... the is like a gang reunion... isn't it... ~Greebo grins with excitement~

kind of nice seeing all the old familiar faces ...well, most of them anyway.
*carefully sneaks a from Greebo's stash to calm her growling tummy*
Monsy

Okay, I am going to have to leave with out Shazz. She will have to catch up, but she is usually the Hostess With the Mostess. I guess Monsy or Greebo will have to take that job.

Also, I might suggest going to the toilet before we go. Just don't want any accidents, so to speak.

Nods sagely