h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um, er, thanks for checking Monsy. *goes out side the bus to inspect the damage, and also throws everyone's clothes in the luggage compartment* There, that should do it.

Where did everyone go? Surely you're not all scared of this little accident. We have had adventures worse than this. Come on, back in the bus

*decides it is safe to come out from under her seat*
ok, let's get this show on the road!
if we happen to spot shazz on the way we'll toss her on board
Monsy

~Greebo settles back down in her seat and waits patiently... she digs her Titanium Tipped False Claws into the fabric of the seat in case there are any more surprises~

*looks around and wonders when everyone else will decide it is safe to come out of hiding*
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*places a plate of and a glass of milk with a fancy, sparkly, curly straw in front of Greebo*
Monsy

~Greebo wonders if it will be safe to release her claws and grab the glass of milk~

*lucky for Greebo the fancy straw is bendable so Monsy bends the straw just enough for Greebo to drink from it without releasing her claws*
what are friends for?
Monsy

~Greebo grins appreciatively... and sucks up all the milk with a satisfied slurp...~

Now if you could just hand feed me the doughnuts... ~grin~

*wonders if she may be a bit of a pushover by thinking of agreeing to this request*
hand feed you?...how about i put the plate close enough that you can reach it then cut the in small enough pieces that they are bite sized?
*places the plate, properly cut and sized, in front of Greebo then wonders if it meets Greebo's approval*
Monsy

Sorry folks. I was dumbfounded byt he selection in the fridge.

~Greebo regards Monsy... and then the plate... which disapears with the sort of sound that is normally associated with these things... possibly a ting... or a schlop...~

Hello Marv... ~burp!~... opss... excuse me... thought you had dropped through the hole in the bottom of the bus...

Okay all. The luggage has beem put away, and I just read 'Bus Driving for Dummies'. We should be on our way.

*tries to start the bus with no succes* Hmmm... Oh how embarassing. I left the lights on when I went outside but didn't have the engine running. We have a flat battery. Anyone got jumper cables?

~Greebo rummages in her Garfield Backpack and pulls forth a large woolly jumper, bright yellow with a huge purple frog on the front..~

Here you go... ~grin~

*removes her sparkly hair clippies and hands them over as well to help hold the jumpers to the battery*
Monsy

LOL! That's classic Greebo. I have been in the US so long that at first I didn't know what you were going on about, then I remembered what a 'jumper' is. I think I need to go home.

Errm, if you like I can get the spare set of booster cables (shows off his racing background) from teh Jeep.

~Greebo moves over to sit next to Monsy~...

Wow.. those hair clips are loevely... ~jealous grin~

*reaches in her pocket and produces a just as lovely hair ribbon with little diamonds on it*
how do you think this would look on your ever so perfect form?
*reaches over and gently ties the ribbon in a bow around Greebo's neck, making sure it is not to tight*
Monsy

~Greebo's eyes sparkle almost as much as the diamonds... she grins with wet eyes at Monsy...~

Oh this looks jusr perfect... thank you... ~sniff~

Marv, the jumper cables would be good. Not sure if you want to jump off the Jeep though, it could drain your battery too. *goes to the fridge and gets a glass of *