h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know there's a vacancy slot etc etc...

However, I'm afraid it won't be me to fill it, as I'm occupied with a whole lot of other things

Anyway, I'll take the freedom to put more nominations here, just so that they won't be forgotten.



#1:
F19585?thread=237712#p2816832 "name just one invention you would like to un-invent",
where
Sir Mort of the Lunar Eclipse - Gothic Princess, Knight of h2g2 (U204689)
says the following:

"The Wheel. It all went downhill from there"

F98462?thread=218359&post=2894483#p2894483
(posting 674)
Researcher PSG U110126 :

"oh and I'm afraid in the post photos number 11, far right is me. And I'd also like to take the oportunity to say my face was completely misquoted "

same convo, posting 675: F98462?thread=218359&post=2894493#p2894493
Demon Drawer U104826 :

"How can your face be misquoated, does it speak independently of your mouth. "

F47999?thread=242985&post=2916401#p2917118
posting 30 from Bels (U188050). You'll have to read posting 27 first:

...Bels, it isn't so much physically difficult, just imagine if you were making a cup of tea and you had everything nearby, apart from the milk - it's like that...

posting 30:
>>I guess it depends on whether you just have to go to the fridge to get the milk, or whether you need to get your coat on and go out to the shop down the road and queue up to pay for a carton of milk. Or whether you need to go find a cow and then apply to Brussels for a licence to milk it.<<

Milo U179149 with
F19585?thread=248994#p3002752

a sperm does't meet the criteria for life as it is unable to reproduce.

I nominate Ictoan U173821 for post 96 in the thread *What's WRONG with The FR*NCH* F19585?thread=249655&skip=80&show=20



Whisky Post: 91
Personally I'm just sitting here watching him dig a bigger and bigger hole for himself....

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Jedi Apprentice Post: 95

... an extremely offensive, xenophobic and pointless conversation ... we should be trying to build bridges...

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Ictoan Post: 96

Never mind building bridges, the way he's going we'll soon have a second chunnel

Anyone still subscribed??


F19585?thread=250600&skip=40&show=20 post 56

I presume it was unintentional/coincidenatal but the schoolboy in me did at the double entendre

oh, shouldn't that smiley have been instead of ?

I am, Six7s. Weren't you thinking about hosting these? Are we gonna get anyone to? I think it is something that needs reviving, but can;t really do it myself due to being nominated

Yeah, sorry. On my things to do list. I was planning on trying to transfer the page to a user account and circulate the password among academy members, but I haven't done it yet. I'll try to do it this week


Adam

Hi Otto

Must be something in the air

I've just posted a suggestion at F88125?thread=232479&post=3186788#p3186788


By the way Ictoan, I *don't* think being nominated should be an excuse for not taking part

Post 8 from Magoogy:

F111010?thread=260063

I'm not sure why I think it's funny. I suppose it's just incongrous.

Otto

F19585?thread=269688&skip=220&show=20

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Subject: Interracial Breeding
Posted by Noggin the Nog U195809
Post: 233


Nice to see that PYT is in a minority of one here. Maybe he'll just have to try breeding with himself. He already comes across as a complete ******.
Noggin
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All quiet on the Wilde Frontier?

F19585?thread=272242&latest=1

"...or the new Human Resources movie. This time it's personnel."

This from Captain SpankMunki.

We're mostly looking for gags at the moment. I think that apt phrases and dextrous wordplay is also worthy of nomination!

quite liked this one from Pheloxi:-

F104110?thread=289577

Q: "do optical mouses not have a ball underneath? "
A: no they are enlight[en]ed

made me laugh anyway!

So we gonna get this show on the road then and pick some winners?
I wanna see 'WAW' after my name

F19585?thread=299069&skip=0&show=2

Ask the h2g2 Community
Subject: I tea bad
Posted by *Mr manda*

Is a lot ( and I mean a lot ) of tea bad for you,

manda



First Reply to this Posting
Posted by Tube


Yes. You can drown in it.

winner eight?

A next nomination, for this or the next round. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F55310?thread=315017&latest=1#p4047409 Jeremy FSB with: @Ottox: "What *is* windows?" Windows is a globalwide-spread simulation game about an operating system. It's name is "Sim-OS". The players are confronted with the task of building and maintaining an OS within "a sea of troubles". The first challenge is to increase their ressources to an extent where the simulated OS runs smoothly.

Just bumping this thread over to the next page

where there will be a summary of the above nominations