h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sweden would seem to now have another claim to fame (albeit of a somewhat dubious nature!) by winning Eurovision yet again (even if they did sound suspiciously like Abba).
Is their some factory out in the snowy wastes churning out Euro-Abbaesque pop bands? I think we should be told. More to the point, is Terry Wogan going to be forced to commentate on pictures of saunas and clips of the chef from the muppets for next years annual slaughter of European culture?
I preferred Austria's entry personally anyway..

My personal opinion is that the our osn(the swedish one) was one of the worst. I was hoping that either Iceland or Austria would win, good songs + the Austrian singeress was kinda cute.
And now THIS happens. We WIN. As if we didn't have enough troubles up here already...
(Call me quisling if you like but that's the way I feel about us winning the contest!)

I'm just waiting for the press to tell us about all the porno movies Charlotte was starring in when she was young and broke. Well the last thing that dies is the hope