A Conversation for Elton, the h2g2 Ham(p)ster
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Started conversation Oct 27, 2007
Shouldn't we ease the load for Elton and get him a girlfirend?
Girlfriend
Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Oct 27, 2007
Who createed the page? The idea should be put to them and stop Elton being lonely!
We need a petiition!
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Oct 27, 2007
This assumes Elton's straight. Bear in mind that he's called Elton.
Girlfriend
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Oct 27, 2007
I reckon that lad wants the best of both but in one hampsterette.
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zendevil Posted Oct 27, 2007
I Googled "bisexual hamsters" & got
<<<>>>
I am coming out. I may be some time.
zdt
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Oct 28, 2007
Where can you get bissexual hamsters form? The pet shop?
Girlfriend
zendevil Posted Oct 28, 2007
Tsk, tsk. From The Pet Shop Boys, obviously.
http://www.petshopboys.net/html/interviews/boy1.shtml
zdt
Girlfriend
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Oct 28, 2007
Typical Boyz interview! You can spot 'em a mile off. Quite interesting though, which was a bonus.
Anyway, it seems the PSBs have been leaving Elton and his ilk in peace, which is probably forthe best.
Girlfriend
Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Oct 29, 2007
We should ask one of them then!
Girlfriend
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 6, 2008
I think its vitally important we know the sexuality of Elton... I mean... Poor boy he might still be in the closet.... Perhaps somone should let him out 
Girlfriend
Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Aug 7, 2008
but then he might run riot. He might get inside the hootoo archives! and we all know waht lurks there
Girlfriend
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 7, 2008
But... But, he might find nighthoover?! 
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Aug 8, 2008
goog point. we'll ahve to let him out on a leash any voluteers to give elton walkies?
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- 1: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Oct 27, 2007)
- 2: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Oct 27, 2007)
- 3: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Oct 27, 2007)
- 4: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Oct 27, 2007)
- 5: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Oct 27, 2007)
- 6: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Oct 27, 2007)
- 7: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Oct 27, 2007)
- 8: zendevil (Oct 27, 2007)
- 9: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Oct 27, 2007)
- 10: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Oct 28, 2007)
- 11: zendevil (Oct 28, 2007)
- 12: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Oct 28, 2007)
- 13: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Oct 29, 2007)
- 14: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 6, 2008)
- 15: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Aug 7, 2008)
- 16: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 7, 2008)
- 17: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Aug 8, 2008)
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