h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The shelves are littered with countless books and maps and there is a figure sat at a desk. The librarian. If you need a book or need some research this is were to come*

Hello & welcome to the co-mapp library.Iam the white wizard, chief librarian of this establishment, as you can see we have an extensive collection of books covering an infinite array of subjects.If you need any help let me know & I'll see what I can do for you

*Wanders in, Flamethrower tracking a bead along the nearest shelf.*
...
*Sidles over to Whit Wizard, his eyes never leaving the books*
Have you seen the 'College Financial Records'? It's a big red book the size of a small table. I think it might be in here somewhere...
WHOOMPH! *Fires a warning shot at a book that tries to attack him, sending it scarpering back to its shelf.*
Dangerous place this, ain't it...

"hmmm my good man, this place is only threatening to you because you feel intimidated by sheer power of the knowledge that this room possesses" Looks up at wargamer "YON ZIZ" The books fly back to there original places, a deathly silence lingers in the air.WW gets up & fetches the records. "The records as requested & please dont use that contraption in here.How are the students comming along I might pop by later to introduce myself."

Wouldn't know, sir.
*clutching the flamer tightly to his chest*
Well, sir, if there's nothing else I'll be taking the records book and leave. Good-day, sir.
*Creeps slowely and cautiously out of the door*

*Iyandes walks in and the place seems to get quieter* WW. I see you took the Job of Librarion of this place. Well this goes for you and Wargamer. You both have authority in your places so use it if nescessary.

Thankyou, sir. I'll get back to my duties, if that's alright with you, sir.

Certainly.

As one wishes sir.Would you care for some tea?

That would be very nice. Now tell me how do you propose to keep the books in order?

pours tea "subject catagories.Then in each catagory they are in alphabetcal order according to title" Passes biscuits

*one biscuits floats out of the tin* Thankyou. Good plan. You know what we should do this once a week. Afternoon tea as it were. Do you agree? *dunks the biscuit and takes a bite* Maybe with Wargamer and the others as well.

*Wanders in, a Gargoyle in tow*
I'm back, sir! What should I do with Vernon?
Oooh! Biscuit!

passes biscuits to wargamer

Thankyou.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

What? Oh... Post 12... Yes, I agree.

splendid

Sorry I havnt been here in a while. Got bogged down by coursework.