h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well im intersted in joining dragon knows me well if you want to ask him about me or if you want to ask me my self probably alot better
Blessed be

Exceelent another student. Do you wish for anything of the college at the moment?

not that i can think of at the min

I have put your name in the Main Hall haven't I?

i dont know hunny???

Check the CO-MAPP main page. If your name's there then I have.

yep i am there,
i supose i really ort to let somone know of my abilitys (obviously not spelling)

Okay, give 'em too me and I'll let Iyandes know.

well i seem to be really quite sykic(you know what i mean)
i do cast majick spells and they work
and i can (on rare occasions) move objects with my mind(very rare but achevable)

Hmm... sounds like Minor Psyker Powers... plus some magic... I'll get right on it!

thankyou hunny oh and i can read people really well with or without my tarrot but i have not known my self wrong yet

You do Tarot reading? That I'd like to see...

i do and ive been told i am very acurate i can also read dreams but i does take me ages to resurch into every spacific detail

Okay... If I tell you what happened in my dream, can you tell me what it means?

it would take a day or two but i can.

Okay, here goes:
I was in a mansion, you know, the big vicorian type. It was dark, but there were candles on the walls. I walked through a door and found myself on top of a wide bookshelf with a skinless dog running round below me. I jumped down and rand for it. While I was running Cacodemons (monsters from the game DOOM) floated down out of other rooms around me. I finally found someone but I was too terrified to say anything so they didn't notice me. I felt a hot blast across my back and then I woke up.
...
Does that mean anythnig to you?

i couldnt say now coz i dont have the items i need on me buti will look into it for you i need to know any coulors that stood out or any other details just everything even the bits you dont want to tell i will need to know when write them down type them to me and i will let you know tomorrow but i will need them soon.

Okay...
The walls were all an ashy brown. Another major colour was red: All the monsters were red, including the dog. The candles were bronze, as were most of the books. The carpet was a deep red, I think...

i will look into it for you and let you know tomorrow is that ok??

Fine.