h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Best thing for him - lightweight 6 stringer....



Bassman

"need to relearn the guitar now!!"

Need...more...Manowar...

"ow also the pain" as frontman gets snapped high E whipping his eye,

*swings a guitar around by the neck*

*gets hit by swinging guitar*

*switches to Rammstein and starts hitting people with a large 'part'*

*switches to at the drive-in draws katana, and prepares for the ensuing riot or more to the point, gang of industrial mettalers wanting to eat himura flesh*

*ambulance arrives to take the band to hospital

"waawoo waawoo waawoo" (or whatever noise ambulances make)

*alternately "neenaw neenaw neenaw"

*hijacks the ambulance and drives it over crowds of R&B fans*

*then drives it over a cliff into a great big mass of water*

*the ambulance drives on underwater, the people inside making metal signs at the fish*

*the fish turn evil and turn on the ambulance*

*screams at the fish*

*joins forces with the fish and they all start moving as one*

gets scared by the fish cooperation and shoots the fish with mind bullets thats telekinesis guys how bout the power to move you?

*the fish turn into zombies and turn on him*

*does the Adrian Smith moves on the zombies*

*zombie fish scatter leaving him with a huge shark to deal with alone*

*bashes the shark over the head with a guitar and knees it in the groin*