h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right.

good to know

*band run into the man on the moon who makes them a cup of *

which promptly explodes into a cluster of psychodelic marshmallows

For there was not mushroom inside

*marshmallows join together into a big marshmallow man*

*cuts of mashmallow man's head and eats it*

*marshmallow man grows a new head*

*eats mashmallow man then burps the Hawaiian national anthem*

salutes and eats spam knowing fine well that haweieiie (what ever) eats more spam per family then anywhere else in the world

*turns into spam*

*shares spam out to a band of passing vikings*

*roars and waves a battle axe*

*joins the vikings and they go pillaging the closest villages*

Invaders, marauding!

cut to ext village. Villagers running screaming. Cut to Hillside Vikings standing menacing. Cut to Mighty hero strides from Villagers with his band of trusty friends to face vikings. Cue viking attack.

*cut to Iron Maiden, the Harris, Dickinson, Smith, Murray, Burr line-up, playing Invaders*

*lots of fake blood and screaming*

*Eddie stamps through the scene, creating even more blood*

*blood flows like a river and washes everyone away*

*Men in white coats arrivve and put the blood in transfusion bags*