h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and let us all wear YeLLow fluorescent jackets and dazzle the enemy

LOW

wot! and let the wereWOLves know where we are they're NOT house-trained yet

>VES<

Thou shalt wield your broadsword hastily in order to SEVer the head off a werewolf!



>VER<

I thought we were training them up to be night-shift REtrieVers ?

>ERS<

Do you SERiously believe we can do that without them devouring what damsels they might catch



>SLY<

of course we can, these are bred in fantaSYLand and look fierce, but handle like poodles.

>AND<

Really? I did not know that!
Even if I got close to a werewolf once. DAmNed close, if you catch my drift
But then she seemed so friendly that I highly doubted she was real



>NED<

iNdEeD,I had a similar encounter with a damsel who behaved like a werewolf ....she bit me
EED

I think that we should DEfEr any further action until we understand what the damselwolves are plotting. It does't sound good

>FER< ($%$%£") or something like that.

if one cohorts about with a damselwolve, one must REFrain from knocking her teeth out so she can't bite

>AIN<

Yeah, knocking her teeth out will only earn you the title of spoilsport among the NAtIves



>VES<

If a werewolf bit your head offwould the Lord of the Manor give you SEVerance pay ?

>NCE<

that would be an ENChanted way to repay loyal knight. I thinks we might playing reeeeely dirty if that happens

TED

argh! we have had snow last night, my steed DETests so there's no way will he come out of the stables


>STS<

STatiStics show that varlets and damsels tend to stay in bed during snow, let us knights leave the steeds in the stables and join the damsels and

ICS

What does SCIence tell us about knights who defy those statistics and prefer to stay in their stables with their steeds



>ENCE<

the warmth of a stable and everything CENtralised for steed/armour/weapons etc ready for a fight

>SED<

Knights who DESire to spend the night with their steeds are decidedly not the knights a damsel would want to spend a night with

IRE