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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 4, 2005
Okay, scratch the diet. We don't need it anyway, because they forgot to pack food on the ship. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 5, 2005
Lestat? Didn't Tom Cruise play a character with that name? I hope you're not going to turn into a religious cultist. 
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Keith Miller yes that Keith Miller Posted Sep 5, 2005
Ah, Cultists! Well it is that I remember, the catchcry..."Bill+Ben Flowerpot Men!!!"
Then we would break into song...(The theme song actually)
If you have nary a clue, well yer too young or not IN on it!!
Hmmmm, spooky!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 5, 2005
The only thing I'm too *young* for is Social Security checks. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 5, 2005
I don't have Word at all, Not Panicing Yet.
What I have is Wordpad.
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sirkif Posted Sep 5, 2005
I have wordpad on this but have no idea what it is for
I just use office and publisher to write stuff.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 6, 2005
I'd like to say something here, but I can't think of anything to say, which is just as well, because if I did have a lot to say, I would probably run off at the mouth, causing the audience to fidget and squirm in their seats, hoping I would just finish with what I was trying to say, until some guy would finally reach the end of his rope and go postal, and we'd all get shot and end up in the trauma unit or graveyard, and that would be an awful price to pay for having a lot to say, if I had anything to say, which I don't. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2005
Well, make yourself at home, then. Try out the sofa, and taste the cookies in the cookie jar. 
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Keith Miller yes that Keith Miller Posted Sep 7, 2005
Yes I just noticed! I,m headed off right now to tell you about Rockwalls.
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sirkif Posted Sep 8, 2005
You are safe with us we'll look after you till you find your mummy
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Keith Miller yes that Keith Miller Posted Sep 9, 2005
Bend over knee.
Apply open hand forcefully to bare Buttocks!!
A ruddy good thrashing usually gets rid of this namby-pampy Mummy business!!
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- 44: Keith Miller yes that Keith Miller (Sep 5, 2005)
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