h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello.

I am currently adapting this area as the Viper's new Biological Resources Station and Medical Facility. There is not much raw material, so my drones will take awhile longer to get it up and running. Meanwhile, please feel free to port over to F32210?thread=169975&latest=1 should you need my help.

[Fester] Interesting place... you've certainly done well with the space. May I borrow that corner for my research? I'll try not to disturb you too much.
*A Servitor is standing motionless behind him*
He will be assisting me.

naturally. i'll program the drones to assist you, and wrap the security system around your space.

[Fester] Thankyou. Servitor, stand... there please. Thankyou.
*Fires a Stubgun at the Servitor's armoured arm.*
Hmm... the bullet did not penetrate but... ah... sonic damage has caused severe rupturing of muscle tissue and bursting of arteries... Yes... several minor fractures... Excellent. Recrash, can you help him before he dies of internal bleeding?
*The Servitor stands motionless for a minute, then collapses dead of internal bleeding.*
Oh dear... Ah well, let's find another Servitor...

*Studies the results*
[Fester] Hmm... yes... I think the new 'Rupture' Rounds are quite satisfactory. Excellent.

"Initiate MediSync matrix. Stand by to power up all systems to full capacity... Switch now to primary power and make me a cup of tea."

Greetings.

As you can see, the Infirmary is now fully up and running. The drones will usually be able to handle most cases. I'll be in the back, if anyone needs me, doing some pure science.

apparantly i've been dragged here
i think you should have asked first though *hands on hips*

Have we met? You should introduce yourself in the Classroom if you wish to join...
...I think you're hiding under Marshal's desk ...

i'm Lizzy you plonker
i'm not sure where i am. i'm so confused
*looks around for something to hide under*

It's the name change that fooled me...
...
Plonker?
...
*Looks for something to Plonk.*

my apologies. but you weren't using your brain back there, and it was a shame not to experiment on a nice piece of meat.



and may i say you've an excellent liver?

thankyou!

not the best pick-up line... but it seems to have worked

it did, my liver is very touched

while we're discussing bioogical chemical factories, wanna see mine?

*looks straight back*

sounds good, what did you have in mind?

*The security camera whirrs around on its usual sweep*

*ducks out of it's sight*

behold, the new Marrower 2000! This baby grows your bone marrow culture and generates living blood cells for later transfusions!