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I just couldn't resist this kinda thing!
Rob for the revival of the fittest!

I've always wanted to have the Arbiter's baby, but I'm just posting right now to say you might as well link to the latest version of Conflakes and Birdsong at A694028. Or maybe not. The old one's damn funny.

Funny too, that it and this updated over the same night. Of course... it was between Monday and Tuesday... that's the farthest you can get from a Friday.

Oh, and what exactly happens if I say,

GTBacchus - U166086

...? Oops! I just said it... guess I'll find out.

Yeah - I followed Subcomm's suggestion to strip out the sarcasm and such - but it's still there for those who want it...

Actually, I quite like the idea. Or should I say that at your entry?

Being a gal, and all, can't I *be* the Arbiter's baby?

I will do anything for the cause (even mind my p's and q's on hootoo, if I have to), but not the Princess Leia Hairstyle...!

*ambles off whistling "Sugar Baby Love"*

a babe called Ben

Talking of that... can't I be Vader? I prefer his attire over Luke's...

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ARGH! That was a take off on Star Wars! There's no bloody copyright on jokes!
Try this then:
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/6174/emp-strikes-back-extraspecialedition.htm

Once upon a time, I actually *had* the Princess Leia hairstyle...

Of course, now that I'm Obi-Wan, it may reinforce the common misconception on h2g2 that I'm of the male persuasion -- maybe I should be Obi-Wanette?

It's looking good, kids!


Mikey

Hey, Mikey, why don't we swop?

You can have the hairstyle, and I can be oBen Wan....

oBen Wan

Doesn't anyone want to be Boba Fett? Jabba? (Ben, I just wanna see you in the slave girl outfit... C'mon - be a sport. <whine&gt

I dashed that "cast of characters" bit off because I know how we like to see our names in print - 'though I'd been working on the Star Wars tie-in for a couple of months. I can certainly change your designation if you want. (I thought about calling myself Yodada - as in, "Who's yo' dada?"... but 'Goodgrief!' had less sexual overtones.)

(And we've got quite enough overtones going on, thank you.)