h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*holds two movie tickets in his hand, one of which is for FG*

*looks down at the ticket to see what the show is*



Not that! Anything but that! There isn't enough buttered in the world that would make me want to see that.

Oh come on. It was either this or waterworld.

Compared to this, Waterworld was an Oscar-winning extravanganza.

But this *was* an oscar winner.

Since when? I don't remember any noteworthy costuming, set design, special effects, or acting. If you think an Academy Award is given to the biggest chicken appearing in a foreign film then you're a pickle short of a jar.

Actually, it was given for best short.

Your idea of a good short and mine are two entirely different animals.

*wiggles her Daisy Dukes in front of SE*

What are you doing accosting Catherine Bach??

It was my love for Bo and Luke Duke that led to this sorry state of affairs. I knew I was born to ride shotgun in General Lee, not that inbread cornpone excuse of a Georgia tart.

*hums* They're just good 'ole boys, never meanin' no harm...

*drools while watching Catherine do up some laundry that FG threw on the floor*

*wonders what's so great about Catherine Bach using some stain remover on old bed sheets*

She does it with a smile... and while wearing shorts that go so far up they're under her chin.

I had no idea you found wedgies fetching.

It depends on the cut of the pants or shorts.

You're such a pushover.

Did I hear bend over?

No. That was the call of nature.

Ah... mother nature admiring my ass again?

You didn't hear it from me, but...

*looks around and lowers voice*

...I saw in one of the bathroom stalls at Wal-Mart "MN + SE = 4 EVER".