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Two tickets to paradise

Post 1

SE

*holds two movie tickets in his hand, one of which is for FG*


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Post 2

FG

*looks down at the ticket to see what the show is*

smiley - groan

Not that! Anything but that! There isn't enough buttered smiley - popcorn in the world that would make me want to see that.


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Post 3

SE

Oh come on. It was either this or waterworld.


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Post 4

FG

Compared to this, Waterworld was an Oscar-winning extravanganza.


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Post 5

SE

But this *was* an oscar winner.


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Post 6

FG

Since when? I don't remember any noteworthy costuming, set design, special effects, or acting. If you think an Academy Award is given to the biggest chicken appearing in a foreign film then you're a pickle short of a jar.


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Post 7

SE

Actually, it was given for best short.


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Post 8

FG

Your idea of a good short and mine are two entirely different animals.

*wiggles her Daisy Dukes in front of SE*


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Post 9

SE

What are you doing accosting Catherine Bach??


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Post 10

FG

It was my love for Bo and Luke Duke that led to this sorry state of affairs. I knew I was born to ride shotgun in General Lee, not that inbread cornpone excuse of a Georgia tart.

*hums* They're just good 'ole boys, never meanin' no harm...


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Post 11

SE

*drools while watching Catherine do up some laundry that FG threw on the floor*


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Post 12

FG

*wonders what's so great about Catherine Bach using some stain remover on old bed sheets*


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Post 13

SE

She does it with a smile... and while wearing shorts that go so far up they're under her chin.


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Post 14

FG

I had no idea you found wedgies fetching.


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Post 15

SE

It depends on the cut of the pants or shorts.


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Post 16

FG

You're such a pushover.


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Post 17

SE

Did I hear bend over?


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Post 18

FG

No. That was the call of nature.


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Post 19

SE

Ah... mother nature admiring my ass again?


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Post 20

FG

You didn't hear it from me, but...

*looks around and lowers voice*

...I saw in one of the bathroom stalls at Wal-Mart "MN + SE = 4 EVER".


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