h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please put my name on the guest list, and I promise no more Aftershocks...

No more aftershocks?? How so? Last time wasn't that bad, was it?

Hehe, I only had one!

Exactly.. So, this time, you'll try two..

I've come to the conclusion that the humble Aftershock is the Earth equivalent of the PGGB....

Noooo.. IN that case, I'm the equivalent of Zaphod Beeblebrox. And I don't seem to have two heads and three arms...

You do when I've been on the AS!

...and it seemed like that when you tackled me, American Football style, on the way back from the pub to the hotel.

I did not tackle you, Gonzo. I have no recollection of that, so it can't be true.

BTW, i got your train tickets for next week today, DG..

hehe, excuses....!

I remember it very well. I was holding the inflatable pig as if it were a pigskin, when suddenly a solid mass slammed into me.

Actually, it could have been the pavement - I was rather drunk...

Probably the latter.....!

Anyways, I'm off home, getting hungry. We must arrange a meeting place and time for Wednesday though - in Edinburgh, and in London. Lost, I'll text you when I get home?

Of course I'm making excuses, fords. Would I admit to tackling a drunken friend, just for holding an inflatable pig in his hands??

As I recall from that trip, Gonzo, you walked into some light posts as well. Or was that someone else??

Ha ha ha!! He had the cheek to slag me off too...

I think it was someone else. If you remember, I was able to evade Pegasus, who wanted to thump me, so I can't have been that drunk.

Why did she want to thump you?

I'd, er, compared her unfavourably with the inflatable pig. Sorry about that, 'sus

Well, I'd have to say that thump would be well deserved!

Probably.

hehe.....and so, what happens now that the pig is in your possession? does it fly from your ceiling a la Pink Floyd or is it used for more sinister purposes....?