h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All very good, but how does one deal with the new breed of super-fast zombies? Ever since mad scientists have invented the Rage virus and irresponsibly put it in monkeys, American shopping malls are rife with them and alien zombies are now prevalent in Eastern Europe (all thanks to Gordon Freeman), what should we do to combat these if we encounter them on holiday? No longer can zombies be outwitted by accelerating to a brisk pace...

very true but just as it says in the guide most blunt or sharp wepons will do the trick in small numbers but when in larger numbers you may need some fire summoning wepons i.e flame thrower or cocktail bomb although if cought when by the zombies one can get set on fire aswell resulting in paiful death