h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Decorated in silver and black, this room houses a Ghastly, a Haunter and a Gengar, all Ghost Pokemon. They guard her collection of stuffed pokemon toys. In the center of the room is a huge canopy bed.(Sometimes she jumps on it). Her ghost friend, Wendy, also 10 years old, is playing Pokemon Snap on the N64. The wide screen t.v. also has Playstation2 hooked up to it.There is a p.c., and posters of pokemon on the wall. 4 rollerblades (one for each paw), are set in the corner.
Welcome.

*in Vulpix's room the TV screen suddenly becomes distorted and twisted and a heavy silence descends - if anyone tries to talk no sounds can be heard. A Red Dogs head slowly appears on the TV screen* MY LITTLE FRIEND YOU ARE SUMMONED TO JOIN ME AT THE RED TOWER http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F82423?thread=161411&post=1647873#p1647873 IMMEDIATELY *The Dogs head disappears from the TV and Vulpix`s room returns to normal*

*unseen and not suspected by anyone two wards have been cast by the Red Mage in Vulpix`s room*

*a guard ward protects and looks over Vulpix at all times and a ward makes her feel safe, wanted and loved when she is in her room*

Thanks Red Mage!

*as if by , a guy in bright clotes enters*

hey-diddly-do, neighbourino! just paying my pokemon respects. which is your favourite? mine is most certainly oddish: dig the purple onion style!



ooh, and come and visit my smiley house o happy hugs. its a lot better than a haunted house!

I'm making a early Halloween costume for my pikachu.

I've been doing to much mischief. I think I'll take a nap

*wakes up*
Gasp! She's cleand my room! Now, I'll never find anything! must... get... room... dirty... asap!

Need a hand

*Hands him a can of Silly String, a bag of poatato chips, and a can of paint. "You start at 1 end, and I'll start at the other." Mwhahahahahahaha*cough cough*heheheheee!

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Just checking the mail. Hey, I got somthing! Oh no, it's a bill. *shuders*

*idly plays with silly string wondering what to zap first. Accidently presses button and zaps himself *

Oh no ! I'll have to be tidied up as well now ... that could take a while

*A friendly wolf, passing by, pokes his head round the door*

vulpix

*draws a biiig soapy bath* Hey, Lurcher, wanta help?

Er........Er

Mwahahaha! Here's a nice, wet, soapy sponge for you Red Dog.
(Scrubscrubscrubbityscrubscrub)

s at the sight of the soaking wet Red Dog.
Awww. Poor thing. Put some perfume in the water, vulpix. He smells like a wet dog.(Hands her a bottle of "passions" perfume)That's better. I'll get the pink ribbons.

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*sniff*

"Passion" ... what's wrong with eau de chien !