h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I love Abba because...they have great music. Agnetha and Frida have really beautiful voices. It's better than all the crap there is today. Their music is the best I've ever heard. They are unbeatable. This site is stupid. You don't make and anti-ABBA site. That's pathetic and all you people who hate ABBA are stupid and no taste in real music. I bet you haven't even listened to their music properly. I hate it when people slag off really good bands.

I hate it when people slag off other peoples opinions. I personally hate abba because their music doesnt appeal to me, as well as the fact they smile constantly which is irritating. If you like abba then listen to them but dont critiscise other peoples musical interests.

Abba was to music as a certain German dictator was to the Jewish people!!!

I bet you are a fat slob and still live with mummy and daddy. Get out and listen to proper music not mass produced chewing gum for the ears you saddo.

I'm 16 so I have to live with mummy and daddy. But I don't care, my income is disposable so I don't have to pay to stay alive. I'm thin enough to slip down drainpipes and am currently listening to Christian Death and Bauhaus.

You do know who Bauhaus are, right?

I can't stand Abba because...They are bloody bouring too sweet for my blood I can get DIABETES

Imagine if you could get diabetes from music. THat would be scary. I wouldn't have a problem but my blood stream would be as bitter as absinthe and lemon.

I can't stand Abba because... they're just so rubbish! Its not the 70s anymore. And even in the 70s they were rubbish!

I can't stand Abba because my boss keeps playing it in his office....it's like Vogon poetry put to music with a side of herring.

Those lyrics that torment my every waking moment; those melodies that awaken me, in the middle of the night ... 'Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing. Thanks for all the joy they're bringing. Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty. What would life be?'. Who can live without it ... What would life be? ... they really have to ask ... I CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT, AND PEACEFULLY AT THAT! BE SILENCED FOREVER AND NO LONGER HAUNT MY EXISTENCE YOU POP PORNOGRAPHERS!!! (TO ALL MY FRIENDS AT CRD - THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT X)

I once saw a video of Bjorn Again (it was on a coach, so I couldn't escape). To my astonishment, they actually had a very good guitarist who knew how to put together a solo. I do wonder whether this was representative of the original group and, if so, why it never shows in the image that we see of them today.

Our Finance Director wants to have an Abba Christmas Party. I will chew off both my big toes and place them in my ears if this happens. And then resign. ENOUGH

If you change your mind, its the first in line
Honey they're still free
Take a chance with me
If you wanna go, let me know, going to be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling blue
If you're all alone we can party with you
Honey they're still free
Take a chance with me
Gonna do our very best and it ain't no lie
If you put us to the test, if you let us try
Take a chance with me

I can't stand Abba because... they are beyond the worst thing god created

thanks bro

I can't stand Abba because...they are really stupid

I can't stand Abba because they're only remembered because they don't let people forget them. They've released more hits compilations than original albums, I rest my case

I can't stand Abba because...of their low quality cheesy music. Some time ago I thought we had got rid of them, but they keep coming back with films and tribute bands.I can't stand much more of it something must be done.

I can't stand Abba because they are f@ckin in the past and every f@cker should get over the fact they've retired.