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Baby Spuds and suds
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Started conversation Dec 13, 2001
well, here's a start, anyway. We can plot our evil deeds here.
I'll put up links and describe your title and uniform better when I've had some sleep.
*unloads bed of pickup. Sets the pot to boil. Looks at shivvering baby potatoes in sack.* Mwaa haa haa! who wants to go first?
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Lurcher Posted Dec 13, 2001
Seems like a good spot!
You get some sleep BuafT, I`ll keep the pot boiling
If we get any would-be recruits, I`ll give `em the once over.
*Settles dowm with a crate of and a very sharp stick to torment the simmering spuds*
BLISS
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 14, 2001
Security Alert!
*doors begin to slide closed. BUafT puts on his Helmet and Flak Jacket, loads his shot gun, and sets loose the attack-armadillos! Looking over, he sees Lurcher making his own preparations...*
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Lurcher Posted Dec 14, 2001
*Not intending to be caught out again, Lurcher quickly slips out of his splendid uniform, folds it carefully, and dons his combat suit, riot gear, deflection shields and pac-a-mac. Being somewhat restricted in movement, instructs his orderly to prepare the Contagion Mortars*
Right BuafT, ready here, bring `em on, what what!!!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 14, 2001
*ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Heh, heh! You missed that last shot, little lady.
*Notices the hole in the beer keg.*
NOOOOoooooOOOO!!!
over to lay on his back, catching the stream of beer as it spurts out of the hole.Drinks, as much as he can, then returns fire.
Alternates between catching a swallow of beer and shooting.
(gulp) BLAM (gulp) BLAM [reload] (gulp) BLAM
(gulp) BLAM [reload] (gulp) BLAM (gulp) BLAM
[reload] (gulp) BLAM (gulp) BLAM (gulp) BLAM
[reload]...
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 14, 2001
*hides behind a rock*
BLAMBLAMBLAM
DON'T CALL ME LITTLE !!!
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
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Lurcher Posted Dec 14, 2001
*Hears a lot of BLAM`s, notices BuafT apparently under some pressure*
Orderly, lay down a carpet of Contagion mortar rounds in the vicinity of that there rock!!
CRUMP CRUMP CRUMP CRUMP CRUMP
(and lots more)
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 15, 2001
Sshhoorry abou'*hic* tha' Litt...un, ma'am.Blam(reload shumthin' I ferget what) CLICK (Oh, YEH! reload THAT)
um, now, what was I doing? (gulp)(gulp)(gulp)*hic*
Did I hit her?
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Lurcher Posted Dec 15, 2001
Hardly. BUafT,
*emerges from the rapidly dug trench he was hiding in*
Damn near perforated me though
*Checks to see if Floh has been disabled by the mortar fire*
Think she`s been vaporised BUafT, can`t see her anywhere.
I need a drink
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 16, 2001
Attack armadillos surge toward the rock.
* climbs up from the floor, staggers over to the bed of his pickup, and tosses Lurcher a jug of moonshine. He checks on the cooking pot...*
Soup's on!
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Lurcher Posted Dec 16, 2001
Moonshine,
*upends the jar, then remembers to uncork it*
Should go down well with them luscious baby spuds
Them `dillos are quiet, guess that`s it for Floh then, that`ll teach `em to mess with us !!
* sinks a large draught of the hard stuff*
Life can`t get much better than this
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 17, 2001
AAHGGH! She got past the attack armadillos!
Take Cover!!! *Dives behind the soup kettle, hunts for his shotgun.
Lays down cover fire for Lurcher.*
BLAMBLAMBLAMITYBLAMCLICK[RELOAD]BLAMBLAMBLAMITYBLAMCLICK[RELOAD]
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMLBAMLBMLLABBBIMLCLICKCLICKLCLICK...
....OH,OH!
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 17, 2001
*reloads definite-kil-gammer-ray*
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
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Lurcher Posted Dec 17, 2001
WHA..WHA..WHAT`S GOING ON ??????
Somebody`s shot my Jar to pieces
I`m coming BUafT!!
* Crawls in the general direction of the cooking pot, he thinks*
OUCH> MY KNEES
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- 1: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 13, 2001)
- 2: Lurcher (Dec 13, 2001)
- 3: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 14, 2001)
- 4: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 14, 2001)
- 5: Lurcher (Dec 14, 2001)
- 6: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 14, 2001)
- 7: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 14, 2001)
- 8: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 14, 2001)
- 9: Lurcher (Dec 14, 2001)
- 10: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 15, 2001)
- 11: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 15, 2001)
- 12: Lurcher (Dec 15, 2001)
- 13: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 16, 2001)
- 14: Lurcher (Dec 16, 2001)
- 15: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 17, 2001)
- 16: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 17, 2001)
- 17: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 17, 2001)
- 18: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Dec 17, 2001)
- 19: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 17, 2001)
- 20: Lurcher (Dec 17, 2001)
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