What Guys Really Mean
Created | Updated Dec 15, 2009
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What "guy" phrases really mean
"I'm going fishing."
"I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make
obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."
"It's a guy thing."
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with
it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Have you lost weight?"
"I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill."
"It would take too long to explain."
"I have no idea how it works."
"I got a lot done."
"I found 'Wally' in almost every picture."
"We're going to be late."
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
"I forgot our anniversary again."
"You know how bad my memory is."
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop' and the Vehicle Identification Numbers on every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"Hey I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?'"
"What did you catch me at?"
"I don't need to read the instructions."
"I am perfectly capable of messing it up without
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
"No one will ever see us alive again."