How To Talk About Men And Still Be Politically Correct

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How To Talk About Men And Still Be Politically Correct

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He does not have a beer gut,

  • He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

  • He is not quiet,

  • He is a Conversational Minimalist.

  • He is not stupid,

  • He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

  • He does not get lost all the time,

  • He discovers Alternative Destinations.

  • He is not balding,

  • He is in Follicle Regression.

  • He is not a cradle robber,

  • He prefers Generational Differentials Relationships.

  • He does not get falling-down drunk,

  • He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

  • He is not short,

  • He is Anatomically Compact.

  • He does not have a rich daddy,

  • He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.

  • He does not constantly talk about cars,

  • He has a Vehicular Addiction.

  • He does not have a hot body,

  • He is Physically Combustible.

  • He is not unsophisticated,

  • He is Socially Challenged.

  • He does not eat like a pig,

  • He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

  • He is not a bad dancer,

  • He is Overly Caucasian.

  • He does not hog the blankets,

  • He is Thermally Unappreciative.

  • He is not a male chauvinist pig,

  • He has Swine Empathy.

  • He does not undress you with his eyes,

  • He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment.

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