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Post 101

Researcher 185550

I suppose it depends what they eat. They tend to eat things like the keys you were looking for, and that thing that you had a moment ago, and put down just here. So I suppose really p*ssing you off makes them happy, yes.


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Post 102

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Very happy then?


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Post 103

Researcher 185550

On occasion.


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Post 104

Arthbard

So, maybe if we just act really pissed off all the time, we can make them a bit more cheerful. Then, we could introduce them into polite society.


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Post 105

Researcher 185550

That might work. And then we'd have goblins with class. Sounds like a good name for a band, that.


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Post 106

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Might be worth a try.


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Post 107

Researcher 185550

The band, the goblins or both?


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Post 108

Arthbard

I think both. We can make the band and put the goblins in it. Then, they can tour the world and become insanely popular in Japan, but sadly underappreciated in their own country ... Whatever country goblins come from ... I think it's somewhere south of Australia.


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Post 109

Researcher 185550

Certainly!

Now, we just need to find some musical goblins.


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