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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Aug 30, 2002
Sorry I'm late... Was bombarded from all sides there for a minute. M's trying to learn FrontPage2000, and asks ten questions every two minutes, and I was also on ICQ with the most talkative person in living history...
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Arthbard Posted Aug 30, 2002
Wow, the most talkative person in living history? I've known some pretty talkative people, so that must be very talkative, indeed.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Aug 30, 2002
He cheats, too, writes down long speeches about things he wants to talk about and copy & cuts it into the ICQ in pieces. It's impossible to get in a word edgewise sometimes, because he shoots off the bits one after the other, often ten at a time...
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Arthbard Posted Aug 30, 2002
Oh, a cheater, eh? Well, winners never cheat and cheaters never win...Except on those occasions where people don't know or can't prove that the winner is cheating, but...Never mind.
I'm now imagining a person who cuts and pastes long speeches and thus has the exact same conversation with thirty different people.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Aug 30, 2002
He'd printed one of the speeches in a fanzine once, and another friend scolded him for it. "Hey, that's *exactly* what you told me on OCQ the other day! Not nice!"
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Aug 30, 2002
Oh, yes, all original. He wouldn't dream of nicking anything from anyone. *He* is an original himself! He just invited himself to my wedding, in case I was planning one. He said I must have it somewhere in Italy, and it had to be in May. I was allowed to chose year myself. Generous of him!
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Aug 30, 2002
I'm sure he'd have suggested Greece if he could be sure I could afford it. He's half Greek himself, and very proud of it.
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Arthbard Posted Aug 30, 2002
Oh, well I suppose that was pretty considerate, then.
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Arthbard Posted Aug 30, 2002
It could be hard to type with a broken pinky. He might have to increase his copy and pasting.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Aug 30, 2002
He's a book editor and translator, so I guess he'll have to take some time off work... He got very suprised when I advised him to do the obvious (put an ice-pack around it). "What? Oh! Yeah! Good idea! Right! Why didn't I think of that!" Hehehe!
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Researcher 185550 Posted Sep 4, 2002
Well, you told him to do the obvious thing and put ice on his injury. But nobody spots the ing obvious. It's part of the thing about the ing obvious. Like catflaps and mill- edged coins.
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Arthbard Posted Sep 4, 2002
Yes, well...Maybe...But there's a computer in front of me...And it's pretty obvious...In fact, one might go so far as to call it ing obvious, yet I am now, as I type, noticing it. How does that fit into your theory?
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Arthbard Posted Sep 6, 2002
Hm...Okay...Maybe...But certainly typing on the keyboard must be an idea, and that has, apparently, occurred to me.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Sep 7, 2002
Ah, but you learnt that. The person who made the first keyboard- a load of letters you can press- now that was a ing obvious idea.
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