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In relation to #14, I once had a rather intoxicated young gentleman (who apparently lived in the building next door) barge into my apartment one night (my roomie was doing laundry downstairs and had left it unlocked) and crawl into bed with me (*and* my SO). When I started screaming, he locked himself in my bathroom. The fact that he didn't speak English didn't make resolving the situation any easier...

I also was out with a friend who once was drunk enough that he didn't realize that he had slammed his finger in the door as we got out of the car that had brought us home -- the car started to drive off before he realized that his finger was still attached to the car. After we stopped the car and extracted his hand, the fat cells that make up the padding in your finger-tip started oozing out of his finger -- the dumbs**t started going on about how he was getting a liposuction for free... smiley - tongueout

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winter rae (flint eyed seer of the soul)

When drunk

Never ever sleep inside a sleeping bag. Its hot, enclosed and impossible to get out of in the dark (even when you are sober)

Never be so gullible as to try and spin your head around one direction in order to counteract the spinning of the room in another direction. This made my friend very ill very quickly.

Do not shave your legs in attept to save time in the morning thus allowing you more time to sleep off the alcohol you have consumed. This can lead to the loss of skin, blood and/or drowning.


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