h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi newcomers this is where you can join if you wish
being a part of "The Clan of the Bobo" is great because of many reasons but my favorite is the making of "Bobo Spheres" witch forms at your hand at your will it all it does is it phases you for 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on your strength the process of joining is rough but you should be able to get through it if you keep tring
the first step is getting 20 "Bobo Spheres" thrown at you by me and the record is 1 minute and 20 seconds which you can't beat because you arn't blood it's impossible
after you join feel free to go the the other places like the diner or if you wish to fight go to the fight go the the fighting grounds
oh and the number one rule in "The Clan of the Bobo" is don't and I mean don't attack other members with "Bobo spheres" unless you are in the fighting grounds even then don't ever attack me if you attack a member out of the fighting grounds or just plainly attack me, in case you were wondering I am the leader, you will lose your place in "The Clan of the Bobo" and will not be able to do any Bobo things like making "Bobo Spheres" again!!!
and the second rule is well the Rules of Continuity (You can find at Garius' place)
If you don't break those rules ever you should be in the clan forever
(there are always exceptions)
and now Garius will do the honors of explaining the makeup of this place

Okay, first of all, the Bobo Home is a tall skyscraper that rises to a needle-like point at the top. It is clad in a highly reflective silver coating so that it is hard to actually see the place, since it is reflecting everything around it. There are no apparent entrances to the building, but members of the clan know the secret way to enter. The building also hums with an unusual kind of energy.

Inside the building is a huge vaulted lobby, the ceiling of which is almost out of sight above. The lobby is furnished with deep silver couches and chairs and is a popular area for clan members to wait for other clan members. The only other feature of the lobby is a single glass elevator in the dead centre. The elevator has no visible means of support - it is just a glass compartment hanging in mid-air.

There are several places you can go in the elevator:

The diner: This is on the top floor of the tower and commands an impressive view of h2g2 below. The diner is very futuristic looking, with lots of chrome and white leather. There is a stainless steel counter with chrome stools, and booths around the perimeter. Above the counter is a huge computer screen divided into two halves. One half lists the current menu choices and the other half is for messages. If you want to leave a message for another bobo clan member, speak to the waitress.

The meeting room: This room is about half-way up the tower and is actually two rooms. On is for informal meetings and contains comfortable arm chairs and has a bar in one corner. There is also a remote ordering service where you can order from the diner and have it delivered to this room. The second room is a formal conference room with a large table surrounded by chairs. A throne-like chair sits at the head of the table for the leader of the clan.

The fighting arena: This is on a lower level, below ground and is basically a large open space. There are various bits of equipment that can be taken out from the adjascent storage room - targets, blinds, cupcakes.

Personal Quarters: Each member of the clan has his or her own quarters. These usually include a living area, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom and study.

A very good description Garius

Thanks. Feel free to copy it onto the main page.

I'll do that
I especially like the throne that I get to sit in

~teleports in from his ship~

ummm, what do you do in the Clan of Bobo....?

This is rather quite interesting. For an individual to actually sit down and create his own clan, along with a storyboard so vivid, that he would have his own headquarters. And might I add well documented? I'm rather impressed with the whole set up, except for one tiny little fact. Oh Great And Powerful Bobo, you have forgotten to actually state what the PURPOSE is to be an actual member of the Clan Of Bobo. Maybe then you might be able to gain my expertise on 'certain things'.

A clan with only two members. I can feel that your slowly, yet surely beginning to grow. Good luck. Fortunately for me, and unfortunately for you, you will be hearing from me more often. Tell your friend of your last hour to offer more advice.

[???] And also, we don't like spam!

[Zero's Theme from the Mega Man X series begins playing in the background as the following characters appear.]

[Yar Kramer - teen-age human. Wears a red jacket and blue jeans. Has unruly-ish hair. Primary attack: Lightsaber]

[Drune - reploid. Looks like Mega Man X, only with a green color scheme instead of a blue one. Primary attack: P-Buster.]

[Launch Highwind - flying reploid. Color-swapped version of Magna Bass from Rockman and Forte. Hovers in midair. Primary attack: Launch Blaster.]

[ALT - The Anti-Lamer Trio.]

[YK] We don't like it when people interrupt our regularly scheduled program just to spam us. You COULD just put it in your name, and then post in the forum ON TOPIC. [arms his lightsaber] I suggest you do that in the future.

The purpose of the clan? Well, you really need to be a member to know that.

*glances over at the chief*


Did I do that right, chief?

I couldn't have said it better myself

well you can make "Bobo Spheres"
::makes a "Bobo Sphere"::
he he
::puts it away::
Oh and one more thing PLEASE DON'T FIGHT IN HERE!
thank you

[YK] All right. [exeunt]

so Kramer do you wish to join

I wish to join! Does anyone need a secretary?

Um....Garius what do you think

Well, sure! We could use a secretary. Provided he/she passes the test, of course.

Yes are you ready
::Forms "Bobo Spheres" one in each hand::

*braces herself*

*Admires Sammy's braces.*

Don't forget the rules
::throws "Bobo Sphere" after "Bobo Sphere" directly at the person::
Ok now you may go around anywhere in the building and have fun and DON'T TALK TO BRENDON BRIGER!! he is not welcome

*Clicks his stopwatch.*

Wow, she was only out for 5 minutes, 32 seconds.

*Turns to Sammy.*

You're a very strong individual. That initiation (along with the, um, things done to you while you were out), allow you to form your own bobo spheres without being affected by them. In fact, you are essentially immune from the effects of bobo spheres now. You also gett access to the bobo tower, as the chief said. You have been assigned quarters, so feel free to start a thread for them. And do drop by my quarters for a cup of bobo tea.

Congratulations