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Hey, it's your birthday, baby
You know it's on my mind
Yeah, it's your birthday, baby
There's just one thing on my mind

But if I can't sing, 'Happy Birthday©',
To you, baby
I'll be , 'til the end of time

Hope you get presents, baby
And candles on your
Lots of cards and presents, baby
And party on, 'til late

Say, don't you know,
Since I can't sing, 'Happy Birthday©',
To you, baby
Don't know how much I can take..





Oh, I ain't singing, 'Happy Birthday©,' baby
Ain't singing no, 'Happy Birthday©, to you!'
Yeah, I can't sing, 'Happy Birthday©,' baby
Not singin', 'Happy Birthday©, to you!'

'Cause they tell me, If I ever sing, 'Happy Birthday©',
To you, baby
First they'll arrest me, then they'll sue..

Oh, it's your birthday, baby
And it means so much to me
Best wishes on your birthday, baby
A great day, it's gotta be

Ah, but if I can't sing, 'Happy Birthday©',
To you, baby,
One day they just gonna patent
'Do Re Mi'