h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No.........

Any celeb who wants to get on CIN just pays £40 and we raise the money that way.

Good idea! And make the annoying celebs pay more!

Why don't we just take all of Katy Hill's money straight away. Save her the bother of ringing up.

And just reposses Sir Elton John and Sir Cliff Richard's houses. Save a lot of hassle, that would...

Right, yeah, true. We could raise a bomb for the childeren in need. Only problem, we may soon find ourselves with celebrities in need.

Can't we just export them to another country<?> Or get them jobs cleaning streets<?>

Not a bad idea. I know. We'll get a fold band to host a nine- hour concert in aid of starving children in mozambique. We'll get all the celebs to attend. By the end of it, the starving children in mozambique will be sending help to the celebs!

Yay!

Been watching celebrity BB<?>

After the first....say....30 seconds... I wanted to punch Goldie. So I've given up on it.

Noooo- oo. I decided that BB was already a sell- out. Did you ever see that thing, in one of the tabloids I think it was, where they took the Helen- isms, the Jade- isms, and mixed in the Bush- isms? You had to seperate which was which.

No, I didn't....

Sounds rather...sad really.

People will do anything for money.....

It was quite good. Amongst "I love blinking I do" and "Where's East Anglia?" was "They misunderestimate me".

I reckon BB should stop. At least in the last Celebrity BB the celebs were actually recognisable. I knew one. And then I was told who the others were.

My fave Bush quote is " most of out imports come from abroad...."

D'oh!

You did better than me at the celebrity thing, then.... I recognised the comedienne, but only because of the Hovis adverts...

Calling it celebrity BB was stretching it a bit.

More like: "Washed-up people tring to refresh their career Big Brother"

I think I might cry if Mark Owen has the Christmas #1 next year...

I think so.

Mark Owen... was he the one in Celebrity BB? I pay no attention to the radio or pop music.

Yes....
Yes...It was him...

Pop!
Is deader than dead!
Shock!
It's all in your head!
Your sex and your dope, it's all that we're fed,
so all your somethings, put 'em in bed!
Pop!
La la la la laaaaaaaaa
Pop!
La la lala la laaaaaaaa
Pop!
La la la la laaaaaaa
Pop!
La la lala la laaaaaaa!


And that's all I'll have to do with Marilyn.

Rofl....



Pop will eat it's self...

Hope so. But I think that some pop is inevitable. Like, you won't have a house without dust, or a dog that doesn't have worms at some point in its life.