h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

we have just received a visiting from a person who identifies himself/herself as 'nighthoover' at F19585?thread=764

could this be the *real* nighthoover??? or is this just one of the impostors at work in the h2g2 ever since the great prophet left us?

I think I came to H2G2 a bit late....
Who or What is Nighthoover?
J.J

nighthoover is a prophet. is? was?

i came in rather late as well - well after nighthoover left - but seeing as you're at the shrine, you can check out the thread F19585?thread=143 there and find out for yourself how this nighthoover thing came about. (if you have the patience that is )

cheers .

sadly it would appear that this is yet, another faulse nighthoover : check out the U numbers:
nighthoover, the one and only prophet and ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature is, I believe:
U183456
Which is not that of the most recently sighted to which you have notified our vigilence

unless of course nighthoover, in trying to flee the guide two years ago, managed to lose his/her password, and had to re-register...

there is yet hope, 2legs...

W iWe (the nighthooverites), live in hope, for hope provides evidence of devotion, which pays reverence to the true prophet that is nighthoover.
And through our continual searching and devotion we aim to reach true nighthooverability and nighthooverism in our actions and lives.
By living the nighthooverly ways, and experiancing the nighthooverly experiances we aim to provide to our prophet evidence of our devotion and hence our nighthooverlyness lettuc epray gathered bretherin, give thi hoover to the night and become nighthooverable and nighthooverly in all our actions n i g h t h o o v e r

in the beginning there was nighthoover; in the end there will be nighthoover

nighthoover deliver us

nighthoover shall move through all the lands releaving us of the filth and dark dank dirt and dust for nighthoover is all, lettuce give praise

Nighthoover shal bring us joy and comfort. Nighthoover shal gide us in the tru wayz of Nighthooverliness. Nighthoover shal smight the non-beleevers and have them hung, drawn, qarterd, whiped, and boyled until thay've had enuf. And then s/he wil do it agin and when finished s/he wil take all the litle bits and jump on them. And s/he will cary on jumping on them until s/he gets blisters, or can theenk of anything even moor unplesant to do.
Nighthoover, the One Tru Profet...wil prolly be hungry when s/he is done with all this. I voluntere to go forth four sandwitches when the Profet retirneth. And ye, shal also make tea.
Lettuce spry mrrily....

Yea! lettuce spry indeed n i g h t h o o v e r