h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

. ... .stumbles in, falls prostrate in front of the shrine and lifts tear streaked face to gaze upon it. .. . .

n n n nighthoover? ...are you there?

nighthoover must be somewhere n i g h t h o o v e r

yes...

but where?
and why not here?
here where everything has been made so ready for him/her/it?


. ... .pulls an offering of dustbunnies, sewing thread mats and dried up orange peels from her pocket, crawls forward and lays it a the foot of the shrine.. .. . .

maybe that will bring him/her/it?

*dances the mudshark at the shrine* oh hoover of the night oh hoover of the night oh hoover of the night reveal yourself to us

*chants* BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitBoBoBoBoBoBoB

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let the flowers of the blooming dust bunnies render forth untold powers as we throw our heads at the darkness of the night and suppeth of the cup of beerness and await the second coming of th ehoover oh hooveroming hoover of the night hoover of the night bunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnyrabbitbunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunny

lettuce spry

. ... .gets up and follows the chant off the right side of the screen. .. . .

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. ... . espies her shower off in the distance and decides to go unto it and getteth ready for her dentisth appointhmenth. .. .

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lettuce zen and jump up and down on the spot

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<./> _______(( </.><./> ))_______ </.>
<./> __________________________</.>
<./> ____________________________ </.>


ohhhh thank you, 2legs!!

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . .

was that not you?

...was it oh could it be would that it twere oh nighthoover nighthooooover was it You?!

mayo nighthoover here this we prey:

lettuce relish this pickle
mustardy we bee?
onion... two... three...
lettuce ketchup!!

I can hear the hoover!