h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Even to fill in holes in the road

Obviously!: the roads are made from it anyhow

Must smell lovely. At least there will be loads of flys for the to feed on!

Now, if was in charge of local government, things would be so different! And the trains would run on time

...and we would have won the football, tennis and commonwealth we need nighthoover! when will our prophet return?

At the chosen time...

... But, when is this "chosen" time...
and, more to the point, who did the choosing of it? can't be long now, can it?

I suspect that the prophet is in a heavenly pub, that doesn't ever close, drinking with President Bob. The "chosen" time will be when they run out of

Wish I was there with them : I wonder how much they have? could take some time for them to run out

I hear they are pretty heavy drinkers

Hmm, I think so, yes, it hinted as much in teh great book of the nighthoover

We must follow their lead

quite Hmm, I think there is a possibility, that, if they take hols, then they could be drinking in a bar/club/pub in Ibitha however its spelt

I certainly hope they are in ibiza. Then it won't all be in vain

Just make sure you bring them back/make them log back in to here in vain? Surely the and the girls is good enough reason <?>

Well, my girlfriend isn't going but the might just be compensation enough

I will not fail in my mission and they will return to h2g2<!>

Amen! bring a few botles back, you know, duty free and all

It would be a shame not too<!>

Nighthoover wouldn't forgive me

Exactly and we musten't upset our prophet, must we <?>

Its the last thing we'd want to do

I believe that the prophets last words were drink and be happy

something like that