h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Still no sign... *waits
*continues to wait
*waits some more

Fancy an while you wait<?>

An would be a good idea and may just be enough to attract the second coming of nighthoover still no sign...

Yes, we should try to tempt with good idea.

thats if we don't drink it first

*returns carrying hammer nails, screwdriver, screws and wood and rope were going to make a nighthoover trap with for bait still no sign of the prophet fancy another <?>

A trap<?> Isn't that a bit violent<?>

well, this was* ment to be a trap but, my handy work would have appeared to have produced

a wooden thing <?> <?> still no sign of the mighty one

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shall we sit on the wooden thing? I think I'll call it a drinking seat ?? <?> no sign of nighthoover as yet best wait... and try to bribe nighthoover with this

I'd like to drink out of the wooden tankard!

I used to have a pewter tankard that I kept for two years behind the bar over the road from college where i did A levels.... took it to uni, but it got lost when I moved flat to house... ? still no sign of the mighty one nighthoover come back!

I have a german tankard thingy with a lid on it

I hardly ever used it actually at Uni, i could never be bothered to take it out to the bar, and always feared loosing it if i did... it had a nice home behind the bar over the road from sixth form college you see so it was safe and just always there bit ironic i then lost it when i moved house though I did loose a ton of stuff then... including a amplifyer for my stereo (that wasn't actually being used at the time, but its the thought that counts) and loads of other stuff i can't even remember now no sign of the prophet yet? might look again in the brewery tonight, if i get chance

Well I've finally left Sheffield for good. Packed up my house and left. Checked for Nighthoover first, mainly in all the pubs but no sign at all

Hows it feel to leave, youve been there three years, right? And, where you off to now? It was strange when I finished my first degree, as i spent the final two years entirely in Cambridge, only returning to my fathers for the Christmas hols... felt strange coming back takes a while to get round to the non total constant drinking and reverey of uni life though I've managed to continue some of it on So, no sign of nighthoover nighthoover would know what to do after finishing university, that is for sure <?>

Yer I was there 3 years. I've returned to my parents home in Rochdale for the Summer and will move to whereever HSBC want me for the job

They don't tell me till a month before.

I bet Nighthoover would have been able to tell me

And it is leaving Uni

But at least you have a job I suppose you could always return to Uni in a few years and do a PhD, maybe... but nighthoover wuld know exactly what do to do still no sign...

Thats true but I don't think that I fancy any more learning for a little while. Just a bit of mind numming with

Sounds good actually, sounds rather familuar not that it is what I'm doing at the moment or anything all day on Friday I guess for the nighthoover would know how to drink and watch football nighthoover could probably make the team

I bet Nighthoover could go to my interview on friday whilst still beeing able to watch the