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Another Message From The Guild of Penguin Mages

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MaW

Dear Professor, if you could see your way to passing this on to the Morphs, we would be most grateful.

Despised Morphs,
Your ignorance both astounds and amuses us, and your naivety has us rolling upon the floor, overcome with mirth. Rest assured that magic is entirely real, and that the Guild of Penguin Mages means to prove this to you.

Keep watching over your shoulders, if you have them, for one day soon we will be there, and we will be the last thing you see.

Threateningly,
The Guild of Penguin Mages,
The Ministry of Magecraft
h2g2

PS The very concept of levelling the Ministry of Magecraft from space is enough to cause endless mirth. We wish you luck in finding it, since there is absolutely no way to find it from space, let alone shoot at it.


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