The Guild Of Naked Astronauts Mission To Mars.
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Naked Astronauts Banished For Naughty Behaviour.
The Guild Of Naked Astronauts Has Been Banished, For Crimes Against Beclothed-ment. The
NASA
Scum Have Taken Control Of The Moon, to the extent of selling off acres of it and arranging for ZZ Top to be the first in-flight band . We Are Scattered, Fleaing The
Government's
Special Eskimo Fur Task Force. Only Hope Is The Cold, Red Planet,
Mars...
Health Warning:Try not to get too friendly with the natives
, they may look frindly, but they get damned nasty if you get too close